PHP Laravel Developer Needed ROCKSTARS ONLY

If you are looking for a comfy gig that doesn't challenge you to think differently and get creative...please do not apply for this role. WE ARE LOOKING TO HAND SELECT A SKILLED DEVELOPER TO REPORT DIRECTLY TO OUR CTO AND CEO!Details around this role can be found below. In order to be considered for this role, please include one of your favorite jokes!!! That way we know you read through the entirety of this job posting!About Agent LegendAgent Legend is a fast-growing SaaS company building advanced AI-driven communication tools that help businesses connect with their customers in smarter, more personal ways. Our platform powers automated conversations across SMS, email, voice, and more — enabling small businesses to scale without losing their personal touch.We’re looking for a skilled PHP/Laravel Developer to join our team and help us build scalable backend systems, API integrations, and real-time messaging services.What You’ll DoDevelop, maintain, and optimize our Laravel-based backend applications.Work with queues (Beanstalkd, Redis, Supervisor) to manage large-scale workloads.Build and integrate APIs (internal + 3rd-party like CRMs, messaging platforms, payment systems).Write clean, efficient, and testable code following modern PHP best practices.Collaborate with our AI and frontend teams to deliver new features.Troubleshoot production issues and optimize for performance and scalability.What We’re Looking For✅ Strong experience with PHP 8+ and Laravel (5+ years preferred).✅ Experience with queues (Beanstalkd, Redis, Supervisor, Horizon).✅ Solid knowledge of MySQL (indexes, performance optimization, migrations).✅ Experience with RESTful APIs, webhooks, and integrations.✅ Familiarity with Vue.js or modern frontend frameworks (bonus).✅ Comfortable with Git, Docker, and Linux servers.✅ Strong problem-solving skills and attention to detail.✅ Self-starter who thrives in a remote, collaborative environment.Nice-to-HavesExperience with CRM integrations (HubSpot, Salesforce, etc.).Background in AI/ML-driven applications.Experience scaling high-concurrency systems.Familiarity with telephony (Twilio, Plivo) or messaging APIs.Submit your resume (& your joke) to careers@agentlegend.com if you are genuinely excited to join our team! Please mention the word **DEVOUT** and tag RMjQwMTo0OTAwOjFmM2Y6MjkxNTo1NTcwOmI3MmI6MzIyODozMGQ= when applying to show you read the job post completely (#RMjQwMTo0OTAwOjFmM2Y6MjkxNTo1NTcwOmI3MmI6MzIyODozMGQ=). This is a beta feature to avoid spam applicants. Companies can search these words to find applicants that read this and see they're human.